A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
couple of dollars for dinner.
you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to
spend all my time trying to stay alive."
of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, sex and golf."