"I did not have sexual relations with that woman..."



THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY EX-PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON

We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee
to raise $5,000,000 for a monument to Bill Clinton.
We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we
discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Bill in the Washington D.C.
Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where
the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside
the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie,
or beside Jessie Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill
Clinton could never tell the difference. We finally decided
to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
Democrat of all. He left-not knowing where he was going, and
when he got there he did not know where he was.
He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on
someone else's money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who has anything
left after taxes, your contribution will be appreciated.



Now lets get this straight......

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
Hillary received $8 million for hers.
That's $20 million for memories from two people
who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath,
that they couldn't remember anything!!

Is this a Great Country or what?! God Bless America!