I decided to review a couple of books for you,



"Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill Clinton?


Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99


Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read


Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe


Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist


Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill


Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton: Ditto for Monica


Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton: Let's not go there


Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts


Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack


Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton: Monica..ooh, let's not go there, either


Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing




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