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The Perfect Woman Contest
For centuries man has searched
for the perfect woman
Here are some possibilities




Contestant number 1

She knows how to fish and hold her beer

Contestant number 2

She has her own tank
Talk about Homeland Security

Contestant number 3

She makes me stand erect and humm the Star Spangled Banner

Contestant number 4

This one is good in the kitchen

Contestant number 5

Beer, camo, a rebel flag....

Contestant number 6

She keeps the kill out of the mud

Contestant number 7

She's handy around the house

Contestant number 8

Did you say 'duck' call?

Contestant number 9

Atten-hut!

Contestant(s) number 10

Eeny, Meeny, Miney, hey Moe!

Contestant number 11

Nice truck!

Contestant number 12

I'm gonna sneeze, quick, let me borrow your bandana!

Contestant number 13

Nice, uh, House!

Contestant number 13

Life's a beach

Contestant number 14

My fishing buddy...

Contestant number 15

Biker Bitch

Contestant number 16

Don't be late for dinner!

Contestant number 17

MEOW!!!

Contestant number 18

Flames in all the right places

Contestant number 19

Hold that wall up

Contestant number 20

Look at those big.... rocks!

Contestant number 21

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!

Contestant number 22

If you can touch them they are real....

Contestant number 23

Obviously a Southern Girl

THE NEW WINNER!!!

Dream Girl





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