On a refrigerator in a trailer park somewhere.

Apparently the little girl who drew the picture
took it to school for 'career day.'

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she
returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child's illustration.
It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in
a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had
commented to my daughter how much money
we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing
is of me.... selling a snow shovel.

Mrs. Harrington

Likely story.....