Pick Your Favorite Caption
1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put
a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?"
2. "Holy crap, look at that rear end. Somewhere,
a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign."
3. "Somewhere, there's two fat girls naked in a hot tub and
I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care."
4. "Sheesh, Rush is soo right - She does sound like Nurse Ratchett!"
5. "My God, does that woman never shut up?"
6. "Wow!! I could'a had a V8!!"
7. "The good news is, more interns!"
Or come up with your own and send it Here.
I'll post my favorites.
"Oh My God, it started again and there is no way out!" --Ed from Clearfield, PA
"Maybe ol Teddy could give her a ride home." --Joe from New Jersey
"Let's see 1st Gentleman....nah."
"Hell I don't want her for my President either!" --WG from Texas
"Wow, she has a big ass!" --Kelly from Canada
"I should of had her killed instead of Vince Foster." --BJ & the Bitch from New York
"What was I thinking? I should have listened to Rumsfield and had the bitch killed
"I'll be glad when Obama finally wins this thing so I can 'get back to bidness.'" --The Pirate from Lincoln, NE
"And they thought I was a bad choice?!?!?" --Diane, From Exeter, NH
"My god, I hope the pregnancy test was negative!" --Diane, From Exeter, NH
"I did NOT have sex with that woman.
"I need to call Chenney and set up a hunting trip for her with him." --Keith C, From Columbus, NE
"I think I found Bin Laden's cave." --Fred S, From Clarksville, TN
"I need a drink and a blow job." --John S, From Thibodaux Louisiana
"1st man.....nah."
"1st COCKSMAN...Yea I like the ring to that....Hurry up and
shut up Bitch. I have "trim" to work." ---FTG from West Texas
when she found out about Monica. At least she wouldn't be on a stage talking about 'How
I'm gonna fix health care'. Stupid bitch. Where's the roof access." --Mike E. from Leominster, Ma
I did NOT have sex with THAT woman.
I did NOT have SEX with THAT woman!!!!"
--Brad, From Maryland