Introducing THE WITTWERIZED POST PULLER
FEATURES: All steel construction....
Breakthrough chain link technology....
Adjustable to four different settings....
Painted on handle....
(if it breaks off you are
pushing way too hard!!!)
Any dumb redneck can use it....
Guaranteed against deadly accidents....
(unlike the other brands)
Recommended by 1 out of 10 rednecks!!!!
(the other 9 got drunk and passed out)
Retail cost a 12 pack of Samuel Adams
and 2 packs of Marlboro Lights
(negotiable of course)